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CUM WHAT MAY
I’m Alex - the mind, the maker, and the man behind Cum What May.
I create keepsakes from your most intimate moments; not out of sentiment, but out of truth. This isn’t about diamonds and love hearts. It’s about memory. Lust. Ownership.
This entire project started as a private idea, between two people. A moment shared, a boundary pushed. She’s the hands behind the craft; I’m the voice you’ll hear here. Together, we turned one filthy little legacy into a keepsake empire.
Whether you’re marking the end of an era, claiming a part of someone you crave, or just want to carry something no one else has the nerve to wear — I make it. Every piece is handcrafted in the UK, by her hands and with my intent — with precision, and without shame.
Cum What May is the home of the world’s most unapologetic semen jewellery.
If you’re ready to wear what was never meant to be seen - we’re ready to make it for you.
You’ve kept your secrets long enough.

CONTACT
You’re ready. Or at least curious.
Whether you’ve got a question, an idea or a fantasy to immortalise; this is where it starts.
Nothing here is mass-made.
Every piece begins with a conversation, a boundary or a story that needs preserving.
Use the form below to reach me directly. Your words stay between us - what you share becomes the blueprint.
Discretion is standard. Judgement doesn't live here.