Cum What May | Exhibiting at Swingathon UK 2026
Visit our stand to explore our luxury semen jewellery collection, discuss the process and order bespoke pieces in person.
Order before the event and visit us wearing your piece with your order number to receive a complimentary signature gift in person.
CUM WHAT MAY
I’m Alex - the mind, the maker, and the man behind Cum What May.
I create keepsakes from your most intimate moments; not out of sentiment, but out of truth. This isn’t about diamonds and love hearts. It’s about memory. Lust. Ownership.
This entire project started as a private idea, between two people. A moment shared, a boundary pushed. She’s the hands behind the craft; I’m the voice you’ll hear here. Together, we turned one filthy little legacy into a keepsake empire.
Whether you’re marking the end of an era, claiming a part of someone you crave, or just want to carry something no one else has the nerve to wear — I make it. Every piece is handcrafted in the UK, by her hands and with my intent — with precision, and without shame.
Cum What May is the home of the world’s most unapologetic semen jewellery.
If you’re ready to wear what was never meant to be seen - we’re ready to make it for you.
You’ve kept your secrets long enough.
CONTACT
You’re ready. Or at least curious.
Whether you’ve got a question, an idea or a fantasy to immortalise; this is where it starts.
Nothing here is mass-made.
Every piece begins with a conversation, a boundary or a story that needs preserving.
Use the form below to reach me directly. Your words stay between us - what you share becomes the blueprint.
Discretion is standard. Judgement doesn't live here.